Remember to tailor your funny messages to the recipient's age and sense of humor. Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. ", "Heres to another year of questionable life decisions! By the time you reach the next new 40, youll already be dead., 115. Consider it a very early one for next year. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits. You obviously take after your favorite aunt hehe! Nothing lights up my world more than you! You are the best dad in the world and deserve to have two birthdays every year. Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky., 154. Happy Birthday. Wishing you health, happiness, and success on your special day and always. Happy birthday! If he is a fun-loving person, you can take the help of funny birthday wishes for dad. Still, happy birthday! This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.). Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case please disregard this message. Happy Birthday! Thanks for being such a great history teacher! 60. Youre a quaran-teen now. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. Let us know what you think! But enough about me. I might not have messaged you until after the fact, but I hope my favorite uncle had a happy late birthday. Great big, that is. I am so proud to be your best friend. We really must ketchup soon. For the 20th, 116. Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. Ive alerted the fire department. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! Happy birthday! Share the best GIFs now >>> We are sure your grandma will appreciate having a good laugh reading your message on her special day! Some only dream of cake. ", "If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. Thats really saying something. Heres to a special birthday! (Closed). Happy Birthday to the shadow-iest older brother in the world!, 186. ", "For your special day, Ive sent you a truly gracious present. Having thee chance to celebrate a friend like you is a true gift. Happy birthday! Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Happy birthday! ", "A lady never reveals herum age. I got you the usual for your birthday this year, big brother. Sis! 64. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead! Wait youre how old today? "Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy Birthday, old man. ", "I mean, you have ME so I dont know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess Happy birthday! So, at least you have that going for you. Bob Hope Birthday After 30, a body has a mind of its own. I hope you have lots of laughter, fun and excitement on your special day. I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday., 33. Love you, my ancient friend!, 268. Happy Birthday! 97. We have some ideas for you. ", "Youre pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. I love you, Dad. Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that old, weird person at summer music festivals., 85. Unfortunately, I couldnt get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. You're pretty dino-mite. ", "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift. I can bearly contain my excitement. ", "If you were my Uber driver, Id totally give you five stars. Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard. Happy Birthday!, 180. Do you know how they say it's someone's birthday every day? Happy Birthday old sport! After that, you'll find some great, humorous quotes about getting older, followed by the very best old-age puns. If you are lucky to have a grandpa that is alive, crack a joke as a birthday wish for him. Happy birthday!, 130. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Adult looks good on you", "Name a better birthday duo. Have an Happy Birthday my old friend! Today its official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!, 14. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. As you start aging, your hair turns gray. Okay, jokes aside, today we're here with a concern that millions of people have every day: "What do I wish a friend who already has everything in life, aka me?" Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday witchy! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. ", "If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! May your birthday be your dream gab fest full of lots of juicy gossip and rumors! ", "Happy birthday best friend! Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. Marco Margaritoff. Really, it's nothing to get worked up over. Probably because, let's be honest, you were lazy, and you're embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year. These birthday quotes are a mix of funny and wise. Lets go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile., 20. At your age, getting lucky means being able to find your car in a parking lot., 228. Its your birthday and I think its the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Norman Vincent Peale Live Life "Lets get you so drunk that you end up believing its my birthday and buying me drinks all night. But its the thought that counts, right?, 178. Happy birthday to someone whose party I wont try to sneak out of early. You are such a sweet and beautiful sister. Happy Birthday! I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. I hope you dont mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. Celebrate the beautiful & funny birthday with special wishes!, 216. Itll make you feel less like a dinosaur., 58. Im so sorry youve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you., 19. Happy birthday to my forever partner in crime. Happy birthday, bestie. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Thank goodness things dont work this way., 92. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Wish you a grand 75th birthday to the sweetest father. We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? Its way to hard to get back up. Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. On your birthday, I just want to say Im sorry for all the times in the past that I teased you, and ask for forgiveness for all the times Im going to tease you in the future. ", "You're turning the perfect age. Happy birthday!, 239. Have a nice day cousin!, 246. ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. Happy birthday!, 263. Happy birthday! Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. Here we share funny wishes for friends, sister, brother, Dad, husband, boyfriend, and Girlfriend. "My daughter is my passion and my life.". Happy Birthday! Wow. And you know I wont tell anyone., 177. Best funny birthday wishes for sister: We are friends by chance, sisters by choice and supercool by association. Happy Birthday!, 172. BOOM YOURE A CAKE! But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. :), 219. Happy birthday!, 74. George Meredith. Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Funny Birthday Wishes Sharing a laugh in a funny birthday card is a great way to personalize a card for someone you know well. Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen. Oh wait-that's wine. #2. Happy Birthday, lady! Happy birthday! Share the best GIFs now >>> 61. May God bless you with lots of love. ", "Happy Birthday! Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time., 142. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, babe! Cheers!, 213. Happy birthday, youre puggin awesome. Oh, is it yours? The 105 Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes With Images; Happy Mothers Day From the Heart ", "On your birthday you might be thinking Oh man Im getting old, but dont worry. Dear sister! You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Comedian Jim Gaffigan's funny birthday quote is the ideal way to wish a loved one a happy birthday. Happy birthday! When it comes to crafting funny birthday wishes, age can be a great source of inspiration. Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Happy summer birthday! Happy birthday!, 12. Happy birthday. so enjoy this and express your feeling in comments. :), 206. I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children (should have been from the prettiest one). For your birthday, I got you three wishes from a magical genie! And so would I. Its why we click so well. May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old youre getting., 81. From here on out, all compliments will be followed by the phrase for your age. Because theyre really good at it. Im afraid a Happy Birthday is all youre going to get., 30. Happy birthday!, 36. Wishing you a sloth of fun on your birthday. One of my favorite memories of our schooldays, big brother, was learning about the Dark Ages. To celebrate, why dont we go shopping? Funny Birthday Wishes. 13. time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! However, all 100 of these birthday puns have one important thing in common: They will make whoever receives it laugh out loud or at least crack a smile and giggle. Happy birthday! Just dont try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year. Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world., 24. Oh boy, there are many more original ways to wish someone a happy birthday without using excessive emojis and a GIF of a cat with a party hat and some shades on. Funny Happy Birthday To My Friend. Happy birthday! Wishing you all the happiness in the world! Have a grate birthday. I love you, dad. Then again, at your age. Youll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! That was NOT COOL. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. No really, Im not joking. The " Deadpool " star even filmed a slick music video for the two-minute track. AllWording.com is your source of wording ideas for all of life's occasions. Thanks!, 99. Then we'll wrap things up with birthday wishes for seniors that will surely make them smile. Look, youre really going to need the lungs of Hercules if you want to blow those candles out. Congratulations! Happy birthday! That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us. Dear Sister you are so sweet, lovely and annoying. Its official you can now begin your quarter-life crisis., 49. Im so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat I mean, share your cake., 91. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!, 46. Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. 4. You know what they say: its better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Try to enjoy it., 227. Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. 49. ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. Happy birthday! A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. You were educated in the old ways! Related:101 Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL! Time may be a wonderful healer, but its a terrible beautician. ", "Is it hotter in here than usual? Lets make like candles on a birthday cake and get lit. Happy Birthday! ", "You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise youre pretty cool. Birthday gifts, greeting cards, and parties are great. Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people., 4. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother!, 185. May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business., 69. Wishing you the happiest birthday ever. . You rock! Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Awesome Birthday, Bro!, 170. ", "Older? Warm regards to your knees. I hope your birthdays a great one! We mail the cards with First-Class Postage, and the stamp is included for Free. Too bad you wont be having any., 155. ", "Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha. Frankly, Im surprised I even remembered your birthday., 223. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. Have fun today. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! Happy birthday, friend. Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. ", "Happy Birthday Dad! Im going to stop sending you makeup . Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Happy birthday!, 97. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Because I know it hurts someone like you. She was the one who did the whole job, I . Happy Birthday!, 165. I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. But hopefully with more hair! ", "Happy birthday to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! Happy Birthday! :), 201. I know its tempting to reflect back on your life on this special day, but please refrain from doing so. Happy Birthday. May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide. 24. Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Just please remember to tell me how old youre pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade., 23. ", "The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet. Ive learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make mom and dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. Happy birthday!, 148. Happy birthday anyway!, 109. Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Happy birthday! ", "One minute, youre young and fun. And to think, you always believed you would never amount to anything. ", "Happy birthday! Sending you s'more . Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday and point out that you are older than dirt. ", "Happy Birthday! Happy birthday no matter how you slice it. Happy Birthday. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. 27. Ill get the prune juice ready though. Why are funny birthday messages so popular? Have an incredible day! Happy birthday! "Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. ", "May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Remember, youre only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your lifetime., 250. How would you rate the quality of the article? Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Happy Birthday! Seeing as Im older than you, its not a surprise that I cant remember your age. ", "How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. ", "Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! ", "Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Smart, good looking, and funny. Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers., 64. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? One day Ill repay you for all the headaches youve given me, but Ill start that project tomorrow. Or maybe something you actually want instead. But please dont. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday precious. ", "Its your birthday! Dont worry about turning a year older. Your age! Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!, 267. Usual for your birthday, and parties are great on your special day and always body a... You there to watch a mix of funny and wise up your entire home birthday congratulations. Friends here on out, all compliments will be followed by the time reach! 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